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*Audible groan of both shock and disgust* "Ohhhhhh... Mormons"

"I might look like I'm on drugs..."

"OK"

"He's going home"

"Those people over there, they're Asian, they need help. These people right here, they need help. This lady over here, I've been tryin' to get her to come to church for years, she needs help. That guy down there... Well, he's been saved, but all of the rest of the people on this block NEED HELP."

"Well, you could try them... Actually, no. They're probably drunk."