"What if we accidentally kill the guy?!!"

 Quote of the week explanation

We frequent one of the chapels in this area so that we can use the computer for video editing and other Facebook related things (it's weird, yes, I know I'm a missionary but doing that sort of thing is seen as noble in this day and age of tech). Occasionally well go there and run into another companionship because they use the computer fairly often for the same purposes, and thus was the case one other day this week. There's also one other player in this game, and that is the man we call Jason. Not sure what his actual name is, but he's this crazy meth head homeless guy who lives outside of the chapel and enjoys harassing missionaries. Its pretty much just verbal abuse and stuff, so far he's been to scared to get close to us; but every time we leave the chapel we always go over our plan in case he decides to attack. The other Elders are in a trio, so theres five of us. The thing you have to understand about this group is that it consists of a linebacker, a center, a quarterback, a boxer, and then just me kinda chillin there too, so one of the Elders was concerned for the other guys safety and exclaimed "what if we accidentally kill the guy!?" Good times, good times. 

Well if your not too shocked and astounded by the inappropriate nature of that intro feel free to read on.

The apocalypse started this week.

Because of the fires and the smoke in the air, it was dark all day on Wednesday. The sun did not show itself once. And what's more, for the better part of the day the sky was a deep dark red-orange. It seemed as if blood would start pouring from the sky. We had English class that night and all the students were freaking out.

Other things that happened... I dunno. I just got word that the Hayward zone leaders sink is clogged again, so I'm sure you really cared about that.

We've just kept up the grind, what can I say? One other item though, great job everyone, we did it. We passed Antioch in terms of likes on our Facebook page. However, there remains one fish to be fried... Hayward. We're well on our way to standing triumphantly at the top, but there's still a ways to go. If you haven't yet go invite all your friends to like the page. Yes, I'm gonna be harping on this for the rest of my mission, and if you complain about it I'm just gonna start talking even louder so best get to work. We're getting stuff done right now and we'd love your help with it.

Alright, well that was my recruiting station schpeel for the day. I'll leave you to your labors.

Bye.

P.S. I hear the NFL started.

P.P.S. Jellyfish still exist, in case you were wondering.

P.P.P.S. Paul Revere