John Madden

I bet you haven't thought about him for a while

Howdy ho everyone.

It's been a week, let me tell you.

First, we had Monday, then we had Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday, and THEN we had Saturday and Sunday! Whew! I'm surprised I survived it all!

We were actually pretty busy with various ecclesiastical duties which made the week fly, and don't even get me started on all the phones we called and Facebook messages we sent.

I hope that was vague enough for you. As you know, the quality of these letters has deteriorated significantly since quarantine began, but don't let that fool you into thinking that we're not doing anything. We're just as busy as ever, but alas there are various factors that are causing my desire to extol the details to wane.

I bet you loved that phrase.

Anyway, bye.

P.S. Post Meridian and Anti Meridian, am I right?

P.P.S. The Golden Gate Bridge isn't made of gold it's made of red, which is why it's called the Redden Gate Bridge.

P.P.P.S (now imagine John Madden saying the above line and you'll get the picture)