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"I decided I wanted to learn Spanish, so I started eating at Taco bell"

“Are the Elders there? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!”

“Darn Coronavirus”

“This mission turns us all into thugs”

The last two years I've been Catholic, this year I'm Satanist... Come back next year and we'll see what happens.

“These Elders are going to be in a threesome for the next transfer cycle. We are going to be bringing Elder Holland out... he will be their companion.”